Manda sent me a link to browse through Astrology.com. I looked up what my Juno sign was and this is what it said:
The typical long-term relationship is not for you -- you won't be satisfied with contentment or with comfortable bickering. Your partnership is likely to be different than the norm. Perhaps you will negotiate for more time to follow your daring schemes, or you may be involved in long-distance relationships or in otherwise unusual partnerships. Whatever you work out you will negotiate with your usual charm and desire for independence. Too much togetherness is your bane; you need time on your own to carry out your plans and desires. You are willing to try anything once, which can bring both exciting and unusual experiences and downfalls when you let your heart rule your head. Domesticity is not for you either, and you may find that you never settle down into a long-term partnership. It's not that you can't or that no one wants you; instead, it may be you who rejects comfort for excitement and Juno-Aquarians who make this choice will get love and affection from friends and family instead.
Hmm. That kinda sucks. My "goal in life" is to get married, be happy, have a family, and live that till I'm 86. Now it's telling me I won't be happy that way... Hmmmm...
Back to the drawing boards..